Irony, Example 1,467, 235

I was driving on Highway 290 yesterday near Elgin. I hit this wall of traffic caused by someone in the passing lane traveling very slowly, and refusing to move to the right to allow other cars to pass. After a long time, the driver changed lanes and, like water from a dam, a cascade of cars were able to pass. The driver was going about 57 in a 65 mph zone. As I finally passed the car, I checked it out: a delivery van from Velocity Express.