Thursday, November 8, 2007

Cat Got Your Tongue?

If you're like me, you love lively, robust political discourse. And what's modern American political discourse without the occasional ad hominem attack? In fact, longtime political combatants come to enjoy a little name-calling in the service of their patriotism and worldview. Bob Novak, for example, liked being called "the Prince of Darkness" so much that he gave that title to his autobiography. He probably didn't like the title Jon Stewart bestowed on him -- Douchebag of Liberty -- as much.

In any case, sometimes words fail me when, in the heat of battle, I try to rip off a good insult. Thanks goodness there's the Conservative Insult Generator, guaranteed to help you put together a snarky little comment in no time flat. Try it, it's fun!

For the more conservative connoisseur, there's the Liberal Insult Generator too. Act now and get both in time for Thanksgiving! What a wonderful way to liven up those boring Thanksgiving dinner conversations.

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